her–whut wuth dat burd doin’?
her–it was in the road
me–was it movin?
her–no it wasn’t moobing it was fwat like maybe sumbunny car run it o-burr
me–then it was probably hurt by a car
me–yes maybe it is dead
her–how long is it dead for? forever?
her–well who run it o-burr
me–somebody probably ran it over accidentally with their car
her–but WHO mommy WHO run it o-burr
me–i don’t know, i wasn’t there when it happened
her–but MOMMY WHY YOU NOT KNOW
me–because i wasn’t (FREAKING) THERE!
her–but mommy, i think YOU ran it o-burr!
me–I DID NOT! WHAT ARE YOU FREAKING TALKING ABOUT
IT WAS DEAD BEFORE WE SAW IT IN THE ROAD!
her–but i think you DID it mommy because it dead
and we don’t know nobuddy else who did it
me–ARGH ARE WE REALLY HAVING THIS CONVERSATION
YOU BETTER NOT TELL PEOPLE YOUR MOMMY IS
RUNNING OVER BIRDIES BECAUSE I DIDN’T RUN IT OVER
YOU WOULD’VE HEARD ME RUN IT OVER
O MY GOODNESS YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY!
anyways, why i got sucked into that trap i don’t know.
so far i haven’t heard her spreading any rumors
so it will probably come out later on
when she is at show n tell in the 3rd grade. bah!